Offically a terrible person now

I guess if my intestines were exploding through my abs, the last thing I'd be inflicting on them is a 3-pound burger with all the fixin's. Also, I maybe wait longer than a day and a half after surgery before boozing. And lastly, whether or not I was mixing pain meds and booze, I'd have the brains not to post photographic evidence on Twitter.

Geez, Precious, geez. You make it so hard to fangirl.

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LOLCRUISERS.

JESUSCHRIST IT'S THE BIG SHOW. GET IN THE CAR.