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The headline of a memo sitting on the copier at work: CARROT AWARENESS.

Besides the obvious, what can that mean? Yes, I am aware of carrots. Should I be more so?

Now for sweet, sweet Punk and his cross-legged promo.

First off, I guess Steph has a new OTPCHATFICLOL rp buddy. YESDRIZELLA. Punk totally respects John Cena the most. Noone in teh back but him. It's just Cena being the best that makes him crazy, baby. The man pain and angst. Can Punk work through his jealousy or will it tear them apart.

I thought I was beyond caring, you know. I mean, I'M THE ONE WHO KEEPS WATCHING ALL THE DAMN TIME. I'm moar loyaler than everyone, Steph. Why must I always sit in this ditch with the rain and the bugs and loneliness. Geez.

Anyway, when Punk wasn't a puppet dancing for Steph and YesD, he was spewing some mighty fine Smark 101. Triple H and Steph rooned wrestling! Vince likes money! JOhnny Ace yells at people! Punk could live like a king in ROH. Colt Cabana is the most awesome thing ever.

(As a serious aside, Vince needs to get over his mortality issues. Vince dying doesn't make for compelling storytelling (see exploding limos, etc); Punk pondering a post-Vince WWE, only terrifies Vince)

Moe's one question during the promo: Why is he wearing a Stone Cold t-shirt?

Me: They're BFFs on Twitter!

I guess I'm too crabby and untrusting, and I know better than to give a damn so I didn't believe it was a shoot. Too scripted, too many of Vince's tics. But, Punk made it fun to watch. The dude can deliver serious cross-legged, pantless snark. And the mike cut-off followed by a black screen was an awesome closer.

Now, will it have a cool follow up?
opera142: (crayons)
Opinion, smark, snark, etc later. For now, Punk said "Hi" to Colt.
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Conspiracy theory of the week: After listening to yet another Michelle Bachman crazy diatribe/Tea Party takin' back America/massive fuck up, I have decided that the Tea Party is a Republican conspiracy. Let's put a bunch of silly-sounding women with under-developed, over-conservative notions on TV. They can spout stupid alarmist shit. Then a)if it backfires, we can quickly insert calm, business-like men in there who will look so middle-of-roady and electable or b)the people want MOAR crazy; we are listening to true Americans unlike those liberal elite.

Bachman's history/geography gaff. Tell me they don't have speech writers double-checking that shit. I mean, I am so not a Bachman apologist. I cannot stand the woman, and the sooner she retires from politics, the better off everyone will be. But, seriously, I swear that gaff was done on purpose to make someone else--I haven't decided who-- look better.


May. 29th, 2010 09:20 am
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Because I've been flinging the mock, I suppose it's time to have little fly back in my face. Check my fandoms, my favorite characters, the pairings I like the most, my kinks, my fictional crushes, anything. Now, in a friendly and possibly teasing way, point out the obvious and not so obvious trends or fetishes you see in my tastes. Maybe I'm nuts for all vampire stories, or have a thing for men who smoke, or I'm fond for the tsundere archetype, or I'm into rival slash. Let's point out all of those you've noticed I tend to squee about during our friendship.
opera142: (crayons)
Shameful admission time.

Okay, so on Raw just now. They re-capped the flippy, limber history of the Gobbley Gooker, and for seeming no reason at all, it came out to time-keep during the Oh-No-Not-Offensive women's match. Post-match, Melina was attempting a giggly face interview, and GG was skipping and parading in the background and for some dumb reason, my brain decided OMG, John Morrison is in that suit and he's gonna propose to her on TV omg yay.

Why did my brain go there? Why did I get so insty invested in the idea. If anyone else posted this, I would MOCK. I'm mocking myself right now.

Geez, self geez. What's next, babyfic?

Thank sweet everything, that it was Maryse in the costume, and when she finally managed to strip out of it, she was showing lots of pert buns. That got me thinking right again.
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According to WTSB Radio in North Carolina, TNA star Christopher Daniels (Daniel Christopher Covell) was arrested on drunken driving charges during a traffic stop last Friday in Smithfield, NC. Covell was charged with driving while impaired after police said he registered 0.14 on the Breathalyzer. He was released on $2,000 bond.

Let us recall now when I asked for the top 5 reasons why Batista is a better match for Twig, and I replied: 5. Batista and his friends can handle more than one Vicodin. Dave can pound half a bottle, drink all night, then drive home just fine.

Yeah, I called it.

Also, the SOiMH is having a field day. What. The ever-selfish Shane Helms can't let a dude crash at his place?


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