Mar. 10th, 2010 06:03 pm
opera142: (crayons)
Not cutting because [personal profile] wishtheworst needs to be exposed. And because I have to wait until Saturday to see it because our TiVo is busy recording Idol~GO SIOBHAN. SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND, and Never Ending Nonsense Moe's Into. Namely shows about about white dudes surviving in climates other people have been a)surving in just fine for centuries, or b)staying the fuck out of for good reason for centuries. Also Biggest Loser. Because of ALLISON. OMG ALLISON.

When I want to watch an out-of-shape, huffing Precious lose at athletic competitions, it's complaints complaints, complaints. But throw in Allison and 20 people with bad hair, and Moe's all for it. Smackdown has plenty of bad hair! Why can't that work for him? And at least my fatty used to be skinny and post naked pics of his hot self on the internet. Perhaps, Biggest Loser contestants have done this as well, but I am not about to Google Biggest Loser + Naked.

So anyway, while I was kept away, mice played. Mice named Steph and WishtheWorst. First of all, knowing I couldn't watch, they dressed J.Gabriel in a garter. AND THE INTERNET IS BEING A DICK BY NOT GIVING UP A SINGLE PICTURE. This is the boy who last week wore the white vinyl chiton from the not-so-accurate-but-who-cares sexy Roman past. I want that damn garter.

So they do that to me. Then. THEN. OMG THEN GUYS. It's all Jericho and his butler. Jericho has a butler. Isn't it funny that Jericho has a butler when Opera would like the EXACT OPPOSITE. Like, every year at Xmas, she pleads for fic about Jericho serving tea to Regal BUT WE GAVE A BUTLER TO JERICHO INSTEAD. OTPCHATFICLOL!l!11FTW! And we gave Regal Bizarro Stone Cold Steve Austin YIP YIP.

All this wasting of preciouii! I will not have it!
opera142: (crayons)
The Anonymous (Or Not) Advent Meme.

I'm totally riffing off of the Advent Calendar here-- those little birdhouse-lookin' calendars that have little doors for each day of December. If you're a lucky chocolate or wee presents lay behind those dated doors.

Here's how I *think* it could work: Readers leave v. simple requests, a pairing or a prompt. Secret Santaesque writers can leave daily (or not) tidbit fic for them. Nothing major (the holidays are hectic!), the drabble-est of drabbles, six-word stories, a few lines of dialogue "overheard" in an arena hallway, the fiction equivalent of a stocking stuffer.

I'm hoping the mods at All Just A Work would be interested in hosting :)
opera142: (whee)
I came home to an M. Hardy secret on FS! and RedFiona wrestlefic. Thanks internet.
opera142: (this shit is bananas)
Listening to "Ain't No Grave Gonna Hold My Body Down" I decided it would be a perfect SuperNatural song, so I went in search of vids. No Supernatural, only True Blood.

Vampires ruin everything.


Sep. 14th, 2008 08:14 pm
opera142: (this shit is bananas)
-- So there's a mailing list I belong to. It is full of nerds. Not fun nerds, not riot nrrds. Unsocialized, cocksure, headcase nerds. The kind of nerds who bitch that ECW is on Sci-fi rather than watch, appropriately enchanted, M. Hardy's every expression.

I could de-list, yes. But, the list is dedicated to discussion one of my favorite terrible books. Usually I am able to ignore the 12542 posts about boring crap in order to read the few I like--the first 100 items to disappear in a panic, which celebrity would survive the apocolypse, etc. But lately, those nerds have been prattling endlessly about coal transportation.

Shut up about coal transportation already. No one cares except all of you. Appease me! Post a primer about which bed lines are best to loot. ETAOMG. In the time it took me to type up this post, they posted moar! Quit it, jeez.

--Thanks to Tom Brady's girl-bones, I had to draft a new QB. IT COSTS TWO DOLLARS TO DO THAT. I picked Brett's replacement, and delightfully, it turns out that Aaron Rodgers is the Little Neckbeard Who Could. Lots of points for mommy. Now shave and look hot!

--Editing of my recent porn is going poorly. It's like 3 people had a hand in writing it. Ms. Lit with her writerisms, a good ol' yarn spinner yuk-yuk, and the awesome writer I want to be. And, the paragraph where the starring cock appears sounds clunky and cliched and dumb. I want a stunning intro-- that cock deserves no less.

Someday I will write a porn how-to called The Trouble With Cock.
opera142: (crayons)
Cody, Ted, and Manu on London fic. GIVE IT TO ME.


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