opera142: (bleach)
I am way more entertained by the latest alt-right trend: drinking milk at people. Yeah, exactly what it says. They pick an urban, crowded area and they drink milk at people. 'cuz you know, only whites have the genetic superiority to handle lactose.

First, I always think of [livejournal.com profile] evilgmbethy and her hatred of dickwads and milk.

Second, I always picture those milky wonders have a girlfriend with whom they have a relationship that's somewhere between Pinky&theBrain and Back-in-the-day Dawn Marie & Lance Storm. Like Brayden McFascist Milksipper is chugging oh-so master(race)fully from his milk jug, and behind him and to his left, Kayla is shouting, "My man is a real, professional Ayran."
opera142: (whee)
NALC Food Drive!

This Saturday! All you have to do is leave food and/or personal care items in your mailbox, and your letter carrier will get it delivered safely to food banks. Items needed most: Protein (meat and beans and peanut butter), canned fruit (don't be a snob, lots of seniors request it), cereal, kid-friendly stuff (applesauce, graham crackers, juice boxes)

If you don't help out, the following events may occur:

National anthem will be changed to "Amber" by 311.
3-year title reign by Batista; on TNA the gold will belong to Matt Morgan.
Internet will be replaced by web episodes of "Dollhouse".
Twig will get out her wedding albums and baby shower pictures.
President Obama will declare May 27th as Opera Gets To Yak All Day About M. Hardy and Everyone Has To Listen day. With No Interuppting Or Bathroom Breaks.

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