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Feb. 27th, 2010 10:17 am
opera142: (bleach)
WWE cut Shane Helms, Paul Burchill and Maria. -____-

Maria, I sort of went hot-n-cold on, though she forever endeared herself to me by lifting that soldier above her head. Helms, I've heard, asked for his release so he could go to TNA and tag with Shannon ( I don't even know where to start wanking about that. HELMS NO. My pussbag characterization of you was done for petty, silly reasons. Life doesn't imitate art. Quit it. Jeez)

Burchill breaks my heart. Hunky, awesome moves, British accent, wore eyeliner. YUM.

If WWE needed to cut payroll in these difficult economic times of corporations getting massive tax breaks (of which WWE got something like 8 million dollars), then WWE should remember that their roster includes The Guy Who Looks Like Cena Got a Role in SoulManII, Shad Gaspar and Michelle McCool.
opera142: (bleach)
Tonight's weather report began with "60 hours of continuious snow..." Le sigh. I am so sick of coming home every night and shoveling in the dark. The heating bill makes me want to punch things.
opera142: (bleach)
Witnesses told cops Hardy was in a taxi with Jericho, Helms and several others Wednesday morning -- when Helms allegedly struck three people, including one female.

Witnesses say Hardy took off on foot -- just like Helms allegedly did -- when the cab driver pulled over at a Kentucky gas station and called 911.

We're told Helms came back to the scene and was arrested -- but Hardy was gone for good. Cops are not pursuing any sort of action against Hardy.

As we first reported, the female passenger decided not to file charges against Helms over the alleged attack. Helms and Jericho were arrested for "alcohol intoxication in a public place."


What kind of taxi cabs do they have in Kentucky? 6 people, plus a driver and room to throw punches?

Geez, Helms, geez.

Hott Editz: Sounds like Helms was popping Jericho, and the woman and driver were hit unintentionally (how about no hitting anyone intentionally). At least, that's the angle channel 6 in Somewheresville, OH went with.
opera142: (bleach)
Spanky's out on the pavement, yet Ricky Ortiz has a job.
opera142: (bleach)
So there's a six-man match being trotted out on Raw. Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, and Great Khali for the face side. It's wigglepants x1248538502845 as I await Jericho, Punk and the Precious AKA TEAM OMG MY PANTIES.

But no. No. Goodness is not in Steph's plans tonight. BETRAYAL A THOUSANDFOLD will reign. There is no TEAM OMG MY PANTIES. Only Jericho with Edge and Dolph has-a-job;Colt-doesn't Ziggler.

And while JR's huge bucket of chicken eventually draws out Punk, the Precious is nowhere to be found.

RawrSmash

Jun. 12th, 2009 06:23 pm
opera142: (crayons)
Shannon Moore's Twitter bellowed "That's 30 Hardy" in reply to M. Hardy mentioning a work-out (walking to the Bier gardens doesn't count. Nor does getting your KFC "to go"). Anyway, I had a moment because Matt being ordered to work about hits several thousand kinks and one shallow one. Except that, EEF, it's Shannon "boner killa" Moore doing the ordering. I would have happily tolerated, perhaps even squeed myself hoarse, over anyone else. Yes, anyone. Even JR. or Don West or Batista. There, I said it.

So I wiled away the afternoon in a sulk. World, ur doing it wrong. Until my brain came out of its perv/busted perv haze, and I realized they're joking about 'roids.

I liked Jericho's post about being "a glutton for punishment" better. Yes, sweetie. You are.
opera142: (bleach)
My rage will not be lj-cutted!

First of all, dammit, M. Hardy's diet has gone the way of the dodo. His girth, it rivals Big Show's. Conjoined triplets sharing a pelvis wear a smaller waisted pants. And so pale and awfully coifed. WHY HOW WHY.

Then. Then! THEN. THEN! He got drafted to Raw while Taker stays of SD. While Jericho and Punk and Kane go to SD, while I SEETHE.

Steph, that Prada handbag, Trips bought you for your anniverisary? It's a fake, okay. He bought it on a street corner in Cleveland. While he was buying it, he said to Batista (who was buying one for Twig) "Maybe a big purse will distract from her huuuuge feet." And Batista laughed.

Matt VS. Taker on Superstars is TOO LITTLE TOO LATE.

Why do the faces have the advantage in the handicap match? Why does Vickie get to boss around Shane and Trips? Why can't someone supervise Matt's visits to catering? Why does Trips care whether or not he wins-- home invasions and backstage ass-kickings have worked for him in the past.

What can be gained by splitting Miz and Morrison? WHAT? Seriously, what?
opera142: (crayons)
The ever-enlarging Precious stood around in the ring, under the guise of "pro-mo-ing". I sulked because he's bloated and angry and still going on about that 'black cloud' nonsense and wearing garish clothing.

Then. THEN. Then, I noticed among the many garish details of his garish shirt were fleur de lises. The symbol of France.

Steph has new BFFs and together they make crazy, shitty fic.
opera142: (this shit is bananas)
We had a lovely run of 20-degree days, and I was like "Winter coat, I cast thee off! To Hell with ye damnable mittens and socks! Clogs and sneaker and other shoes of impratical natures come forth and rejoice with me for the snows are receding and the world is ours!"

Then lo, winter returned with all its butterscotchy and semi-turgid fury. O' Winter, thy name is Steph.


Raw is Blah )
opera142: (bleach)
So WWE is running with the dog-killa, arsonist angle for M. Hardy. My well of rage is more bottomless than Steph's appetite for Awesome Blossoms.

Semi-turgid Cocks!

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